How does a Snowman get to work?
| Snowman jokes
How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.
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A driver tucked this note under the
| Car and train jokes
A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if I don't park here I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." When he came back he found a parking ticket and this note: "I've circled the block
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Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period.
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What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?
| Pig jokes
What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig.
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When does a horse talk on the phone?
| Telephone jokes
When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!
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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding.