What did Frankenstein’s monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.
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WIFE: The 2 things I cook best
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?
Why was the mother flea
Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
There was a little old lady from a
There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas. She was amazed at the size of her hotel and her suite. She went into the huge cafe and said to the waitress, who took her order for a cup of coffee, that she had never before seen anything as big as the hotel or her suite. “Everything’s big in Texas ma’am,” said the waitress. The coffee came in the biggest cup the old lady had ever seen. “I told you, ma’am, that everything is big in Texas,” said the waitress. On her way back to her suite, the old lady got lost in the vast corridors. She opened the door of a darkened room and fell into an enormous swimming pool. “Please!” she screamed. “Don’t flush it!”
The room was full of
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. “Ladies, exercise is good for you,” announced the teacher. “Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn’t hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!” The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. “Yes?” asked the instructor. “Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”
Jewish telegram: “Begin worrying.
Jewish telegram: “Begin worrying. Details to follow.”
As the bus came to the stop, the man
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, ‘What on earth did you do that for?’ ‘I wanted to know if there was room on top,’ replied the man.
What’s the difference between Windows 95 and a
What’s the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !
Q: What is the difference between a smart
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted.