If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples

This man was sitting quietly reading his

| Marriage jokes

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou writ

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Father: Don't you feel better now

| Dentist jokes

Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to

| College jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for

| Computer jokes

Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me... My husband ran off with his secretary, My son pierced his eyebrow, My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head, My dog mated with the neighbors cat, My neighbor sold her house to a mental institution, My Mom told me I was adopted,

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Have you heard about the

| Elephant jokes

Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !

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If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.