What do you call two witches who share a

What lives in gum trees ?

| Insect jokes

What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !

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Pain and Sorry

| Book title jokes

Pain and Sorry by Anne Guish

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I'd like to buy a bed,

| Bed jokes

I'd like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.

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A boy is about to go on his first

| Marriage jokes

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice crea

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Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,

| Dentist jokes

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

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What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates.