When doesn’t a telephone work

Why are bats blind?

| Blind jokes

Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?'

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Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a

| Journalist jokes

Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you t

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Two small time thieves had been sent by the

| Criminal jokes

Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impati

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Q: What is the difference between

| Dirty jokes

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

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Reporter: My editor sent

| Journalist jokes

Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done.

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When doesn’t a telephone work underwater? When it’s wringing wet!