Bill Clinton,
| Aviation jokes
Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans. Bill: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy." Hillary:
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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final
| Sport jokes
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !
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Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you
| Police jokes
Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there? Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning, Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
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Doctor: Have you ever had this
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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My elephants got no trunk ?
| Elephant jokes
My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !
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What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.