The teacher is droning away in the classroom
| School jokes
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"
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I was once in a play called
| Bed jokes
I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.
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Q. What has one horn and gives milk?
| Car and train jokes
Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.
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How do you make a Venetian
| Dead and dying jokes
How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye'
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How does the pig farmer get to the fair?
| Farmer jokes
How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.
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Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.