Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula:
| Food jokes
Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...
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A preacher was completing a temperance
| Religious jokes
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." And then finally
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There was an old man
| Old age jokes
There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided that a nusring for the aged would be appropriate. Of course the old man rejected the idea, but no sooner he was convinced that it was the right thing to do. On his first day at the home, he sp
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Q: How can you tell the difference between all
| Music jokes
Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names.
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I never thought that the Internet was very
| Internet jokes
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
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How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye’