Did you hear about the farmer who
| Cow jokes
Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!
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What is the softest bed for a
| Bed jokes
What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.
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Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal
| Baby jokes
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
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How do hens encourage their football
| Sport jokes
How do hens encourage their football teams? They egg them on!
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Q: Why do Polish hate
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
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Come on, Fred, I’ll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!