What did the teacher say after
| Travel and tourist jokes
What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave, now that I've almost bought the place.
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Standing at the
| Fishing jokes
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the wate
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Why does an elephant
| Elephant jokes
Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?
| Various animal jokes
Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !
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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed
| Cat jokes
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...
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A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting. “How are we faring?” asked the king. “Sire!” replied the knight, “I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies to the west.” “What?” shrieked the king, “I don’t have any enemies to the west!” “Oh!” said the knight, “Well, you do now.”