Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a
| Judge jokes
Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."
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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a
| Snowman jokes
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.
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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under
| Burger jokes
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!
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Two bishops were
| Religious jokes
Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self-righteously, "Did you?" "I don't know," said the other. "What was her maiden name?"
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SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three
| Pig jokes
SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle.
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Aching Joints by Arthur Itis