A priest and a
| Religious jokes
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. So they did. They drove it home and parked it in the street between their establishments. A few minutes later, the rabbi look
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You
| Computer jokes
You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!! As we ain't got no programin' experience, this here Virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thanks for your cooperation.
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What did the elephant say to the famous
| Elephant jokes
What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !
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How do Jewish
| Ethnic jokes
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing "What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."
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Why don't whales eat sushi very
| Various animal jokes
Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? “Mmm. Canapes.”