When does a female deer need money?
| Money jokes
When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.
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Did you hear? Laments gettin a
| College jokes
Did you hear? Laments gettin a Ph.D. "What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed Dope."
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This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf
| Aviation jokes
This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew Id like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you
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If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood
| Clinton jokes
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word.
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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!