Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play
| Music jokes
Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!
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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling
| Cat jokes
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !
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Doctor, Doctor you have to help me
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in?
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The preacher was wired for sound with a
| Religious jokes
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl i
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Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.