Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
| Burger jokes
Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!
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A reporter cornered George W.
| Political jokes
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father." "That notion is ridiculous!" mocked George Jr. "It doesn't matter how powerful the man is. He can only vote
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The banker fell overboard from a friend's
| Business jokes
The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
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When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
| Cat jokes
When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !
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What's an actuary?
| Accountant jokes
What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.
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What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head banger.