Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open
| Humor jokes
Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open an account with this sort of money. They're wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account.
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What happens when a cow stops shaving?
| Cow jokes
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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A musician calls the orchestra office,
| Music jokes
A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."
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Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
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The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, “Can you float alone?” “Obviously,” the banker replied, “but this is a heck of a time to talk business.”