What is the definition of Robin ?
| Bird jokes
What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !
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Do you like your
| Baby jokes
Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can't even send her back because she's been here more than 28 days.
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Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they
| Criminal jokes
Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.
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How do you make a Gorilla stew?
| Gorilla jokes
How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!
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An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new
| Hunting jokes
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn’t! He whines a while, says “I feel your pain”, and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.