During a big fire downtown the firemen
| Firefighter jokes
During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built
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A rather attractive woman
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is ful
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Q: Have you heard about the Irish
| Idiot and fool jokes
Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There's a 12-month waiting list.
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What flavors of ice cream
| Restaurant jokes
What flavors of ice cream do you have? inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vani
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A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a
| Farmer jokes
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses. "Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want to do the same." "Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend. "It's your cow."
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Criminal: Why don’t you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I’m afraid of a double-cross.