A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
| Zoo jokes
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next e
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Did you hear what
| School jokes
Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.
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Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what
| Religious jokes
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the
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Did you hear about the pigs
| Pig jokes
Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.
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There was this little guy sitting
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down. The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned and sai
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Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn’t learn anything today then !