What does a bee say before it
| Insect jokes
What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !
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Why are cpws made for dancing?
| Cow jokes
Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!
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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink
| Weather jokes
Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!
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Harry was telling his friend about his holiday
| Humor jokes
Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland. His friend had never been to Switzerland and asked, 'what did you think of the scenery ?' 'Oh, I couldn't see much,' Harry admitted. 'There were all these mountains in the way.
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The 75 year old man and his young, knockout
| Old age jokes
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man's oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceous blonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace, the friend asked "How in the hell did YOU land a wife like that?" The old man w
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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their hats pointed.