Diner: May I please have a glass of

How did the soggy

| Easter jokes

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!

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What do they have for lunch at Monster

| Monster jokes

What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

| Idiot and fool jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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Recently, Germany

| Ethnic jokes

Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of earth were taken to a depth of 50m and during the core examinations, small pieces of copper were discovered. After running many arduous tests on these samples, the German governm

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A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning

| Blonde jokes

A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.