How did the soggy

How many students does it take to change a

| School jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.

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What do you call an alien

| Idiot and fool jokes

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

| Cow jokes

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

| E-mail jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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The Albanian planted lightbulbs in

| Idiot and fool jokes

The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.

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How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!