How many students does it take to change a
| School jokes
How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
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What do you call an alien
| Idiot and fool jokes
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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Why don't you stamp e-mails?
| E-mail jokes
Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
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The Albanian planted lightbulbs in
| Idiot and fool jokes
The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.
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How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!