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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?

| Cow jokes

Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!

Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a

| Cannibal jokes

Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !

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A young man asked an old rich

| Business jokes

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. "I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at

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