Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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Why did God invent shopping carts?
| Women jokes
Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
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Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike.
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An old Native American wanted a loan for $500.
| Ethnic jokes
An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled out the loan application, asking, "What are you going to do with the money?" "Take jewelry to city and sell it," said the old man. "What have you got for collateral?" queried the banker, going strictl
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If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the
| Dirty jokes
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.
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Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of earth were taken to a depth of 50m and during the core examinations, small pieces of copper were discovered. After running many arduous tests on these samples, the German government announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone network. Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. So they ordered their own scientists to take their core samples at a depth of 100m. From these samples, they found small pieces of glass and soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide optical fibre network. Irish scientists were outraged. So immediately after this announcement, they ordered their scientist to take samples at a depth of 200m but found absolutely nothing. They concluded that the ancient Irish 55,000 h years ago were an even more advanced civilisation, as they already had a mobile telephone network in place.