Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
| Frog jokes
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
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Which burgers can tell your fortune?
| Burger jokes
Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!
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Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to
| Music jokes
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!
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Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who
| Car and train jokes
Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving habits, offers the following advice: The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly proportional to time spent on the road. Driving fast decreases one's exposure. One third of traffic accidents are c
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Why do aardvarks make undesirable
| Aardvark jokes
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
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What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.