Yo mama so old that when she was in school

Where does the aardvark family always

| Aardvark jokes

Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into

| Dog jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!

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Harry was madly in love with Betty, but

| Telephone jokes

Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. 'Darling! he blurted out, 'will you marry me?' 'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied, 'who is it speaking?'

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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a

| Fishing jokes

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered bac

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