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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

| Dog jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!

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Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see

| Blind jokes

Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see something ?" "No". "Then let's go in front !"

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Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

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Morty the producer dies and goes to

| Heaven and hell jokes

Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, what's it gonna be Heaven or Hell?" Morty asks, "What's the difference?" Sid says "Take a look at the monitor over here." Morty goes to the monitor and sees scenes of heaven where people are quietly fl

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Why was the broom late ?

| Marriage jokes

Why was the broom late ? It over swept !

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Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes, sir. It’s the iceberg lettuce that does it.