Q: Why don’t you wear snow boots? A: Because

How can you make a soup rich?

| Food jokes

How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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What do you call a dog with no legs ?

| Dog jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come !

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After the Great Britain Beer

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Bud

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Which baseball team is currently the favourite

| Burger jokes

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!

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How does the captain know the aircraft is

| Aviation jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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Q: Why don’t you wear snow boots? A: Because they’ll melt.