Customer: Why doesn't your menu list
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when
| Vampire jokes
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!
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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to
| Elephant jokes
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave
| Various animal jokes
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
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A man walks
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the bartender asks why he orders a shot and after drinking it he looks into his pocket. the man responded " i have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'
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Pig Breeding by Lena Bacon