A biologist from the North Pole was showing
| Biologist jokes
A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said, "I know how the transmitters work, but I have one question--how do you catch the polar bears in the first place?" "I bet you use high-powered tranquilizer dart guns
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What does an octopus take on a camping
| Various animal jokes
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles!
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Q: Why shouldn't violists take
| Music jokes
Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
| Cowboy jokes
Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?
| Cow jokes
What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!
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The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his bag in and climb aboard, gasping for air. seeking at him, another man said, “Young man, you should be in better shape! At your age, I could catch the train by a gnat’s whisker and still be fresh. Look at you, panting away.” The young man took a deep breath and said, “Pop, I missed this train at the *last* station.”