Why are black cats such good singers?
| Cat jokes
Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical.
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A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an
| Religious jokes
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident. The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up in his book. He then asked the Pope for his name, and looked it up in his book also. "Now, if you will come with me, I will show y
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Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were
| Cowboy jokes
Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. "What'd Emmaline give yew for yore birthday?" asked Swint. "Pair of cufflinks," said Fess. "But I ain't got no use for them. I can't even find anyplace to get my wrists pierced."
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How many firemen does it take
| Firefighter jokes
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig
| Waiter jokes
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.
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Why was the broom late ? It over swept !