A policeman pulls a man over
| Police jokes
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glaz
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What do you call an alien starship that drips
| Space jokes
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !
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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I
| Humor jokes
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
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A naughty child was
| Children jokes
A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. "Hey kid," he shouted. "Why don't you go outside and play?"
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Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter ! I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet !
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Patron: Didn’t you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes, and that’s why they are the late heads of Europe.