What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a
| Snake jokes
What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !
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Will I ever be able to race my
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you'll probably beat her too!"
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Q: How many Taureans
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
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St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
| Heaven and hell jokes
St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded. "What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked. "I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids." "Wonderful m
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Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!