What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon,
| Men jokes
What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the
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What do you call an elephant creeping through
| Elephant jokes
What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !
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His girlfriend returned all his letters.
| Letter jokes
His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"
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Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in
| School jokes
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
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A visitor from Holland was
| Ethnic jokes
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That'
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!