Q. How many men does it
| Men jokes
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.
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Where do lightning bolts go on
| Weather jokes
Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9
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Q: Why couldn't the animals
| Humor jokes
Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
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When crossing the Delaware River why did
| History jokes
When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
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The Captain called the Sergeant in.
| Military jokes
The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the me
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Teacher: Johnny, you know you can’t sleep in my class. Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.