What does an aardvark take for
| Aardvark jokes
What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!
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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
| Snowman jokes
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!
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Q: Why did the haunted house not
| Humor jokes
Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.
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Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.
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The boss called one of his employees into the
| Business jokes
The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. "Just
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Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.