The seven dwarves are down in the mines when

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and

| Aviation jokes

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it was, she was always worried that someone would have a bomb on the plane. She

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Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay

| Food jokes

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

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The criminal mastermind found one of his

| Criminal jokes

The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the crook boss. "Only doing what you ordered," said the stupid thug. "You told me to lie low for a bit!"

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

| Food jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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The Baptist preacher just finished his

| Religious jokes

The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church. After shaking a few adult hands he came upon the seven year old son of one of the Deacons of the church. "Good mo

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The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out “Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup.” Snow White says “Well at least Dopey’s alive!”