Dentist: Don't worry. I'm
| Dentist jokes
Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not.
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A red-faced judge convened court
| Judge jokes
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 da
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What kind of protozoa likes
| Halloween jokes
What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!
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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after
| Easter jokes
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.
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What did one frog say.to the other?
| Frog jokes
What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
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Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man’s mind wander? A: It’s too little to be out alone.