How can you tell if you are looking at a police

Hello? the blonde responded answering the

| Dirty jokes

Hello? the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, "Hello?" "I'll bet you want me to come over and take you into the bedroom, undress you, lick you from head to toe, and then make mad passionate love to you until dawn." the male voice whispered. "Scheesch! Y

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Sir you

| Waiter jokes

Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !

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An airliner was having engine

| Aviation jokes

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All set back here, Captain,"

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