A customer called
| Computer jokes
A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then he removed all the keys and washed them individually.
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What is the best thing to take when
| Car and train jokes
What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you.
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Q. What's the definition
| Music jokes
Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
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What do you get if you cross a constable with
| Computer jokes
What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod.
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!