Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch

How do you drive an accountant completely

| Accountant jokes

How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

| Pig jokes

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In his hog cabin!

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Q: What's the difference between trumpet

| Music jokes

Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

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Why did the auditor cross the

| Accountant jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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What did the big cracker

| Christmas jokes

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !

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Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in her family tree!