I thought you were trying to get into shape?
| Food jokes
I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
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What's the chilliest ground in the
| Sport jokes
What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!
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What's a rabbits' favorite book?
| Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop.
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Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces.
| Face jokes
Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don't like them being pulled.
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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher
| Pig jokes
Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.
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First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.