First Kangaroo: If you were

I thought you were trying to get into shape?

| Food jokes

I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

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What's the chilliest ground in the

| Sport jokes

What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!

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What's a rabbits' favorite book?

| Rabbit jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop.

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Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces.

| Face jokes

Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don't like them being pulled.

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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher

| Pig jokes

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.

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First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.