What kind of doctor fixes broken
| Internet jokes
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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Well-known lodging chain
| Travel and tourist jokes
Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you'll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M.
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Yo mama head so small that she got her ear
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
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A car was driving down the
| Blonde jokes
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a
| Various animal jokes
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !
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A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, “I just like to hear you say it.”