Why did the lady go out

Barber: Were

| Hair and bald jokes

Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.

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Is there big money in the cattle business?

| Cow jokes

Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!

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Janet: What's the

| Bus jokes

Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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Waiter, there is a bee in my

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !

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A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do

| Political jokes

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...

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Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.