Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you
| Hair and bald jokes
Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.
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One day there
| Clinton jokes
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP! When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy
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Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
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There was a salmon fisherman who was out in
| Fishing jokes
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers
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Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
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Why didn’t the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.