Q: How do you take census in a Polish
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
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What did the earwig say as it fell down the
| Insect jokes
What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !
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A newlywed couple, after bringing their
| Humor jokes
A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced. When asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk. "We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to see ou
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What hired killer never goes to jail?
| Criminal jokes
What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator.
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What kind of physician works on a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.
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I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I’ve selected is a triangle.