It was Halloween and three
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender asked. "I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied. "I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second. "I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third. "OK, let me g
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?
| Various animal jokes
Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !
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Q: Why do Southern guys go
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks.
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This 85 year old couple, having been
| Heaven and hell jokes
This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the
| Lawyer jokes
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper. "Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, “I’m sorry to bother you but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket.” The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, “I’ve got a better idea… let’s pretend we’re married.” “Why not?” giggles the woman. “Good,” he replies. “Get your own blanket.”