What’s big and grey and wears a mask

President Clinton died and knocked at

| Heaven and hell jokes

President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "It's me, Bill Clinton". "What bad things did you do on earth?" Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. And I li

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What do you call 500

| Ethnic jokes

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.

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YO momma so fat that they had to install

| Yo momma jokes

YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

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A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows

| Cow jokes

A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.

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Hey buddy.

| Music jokes

Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer.

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What’s big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !