Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Q: How is a penis like

| Dirty jokes

Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.

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What side of a monster has more hair

| Hair and bald jokes

What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !

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What did the angry man sing

| Dog jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? "I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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An 8th grade boy was doing some

| Biologist jokes

An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how many wildlife biologists work for the Federal Government?" "The honest father replies, "Oh, I would say at least half of 'em."

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Q: Whats

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Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !