TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is
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TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference? Stella: That's what I say, what's the difference`?
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What letter should you avoid?
| Letter jokes
What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean.
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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results
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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below "C" level !
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Q. What's the best way to force a man
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Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.
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An English
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An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, "Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off." The English prisoner said, "Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when
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For a weddin’ present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, “W’atcha do with the money, son?” “Ah bought me a wristwatch, Pappy!” answered the boy. “Yew dumb ignoramous!” yelled his father. “Yew should ‘av bought yoreself a rifle!” “A rifle? What fer?” “Suppos’n one day yew cum home and find some guy sleepin’ wid yore wife,” explained the older redneck. “W’atcha gonna do? Wake him up and ask him what time it is?”